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Joel
The movies on this list were requested by listeners of the show as potential candidates for future episodes. The movies listed here may appear in upcoming listener's choice episodes. This list should give you a small insight into what movies some of our listeners consider to be bad. Movies that have been submitted multiple times will have multiple entries on the list. If you agree or disagree with any of these choices feel free to leave a comment below. You can suggest a movie for us to review here.
46 comments:
English Patient
Smokin' Aces (great movie)
Transformers 2 (possibly the worst movie ever)
Lucky Number S7evin (great movie nobody saw)
Alien3 (decent)
Alien Resurrection (ranked higher than Alien3)
Spider-Man 3 (horrible)
Men in Black 2 (horrible)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Showgirls
Rising Sun
Wild Wild West (1999)
Very Bad Things (1998)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
Lake Placid
Windtalkers (2002)
Face/off
John Carpenter's Vampires
This might be TOO bad for your show, but the worst movie I've ever seen is "Santa Clause Conquers the Martians"
@Anonymous posted on May 5,
I own Lucky Number S7evin and still haven't seen it! haha.
The Stuff (1985) Man eating, mind controlling yogurt. Horror movie - no it's not a comedy or parody. It takes itself dead serious.
At least Manos - hands of fate had the excuse of no experience and no budget. This makes Spice World look like high art.
White Chicks!
Darkness the 2002 crappy horror movie with anna paquin
Dragon Wars
Old Dogs
and Priest
The Fountain doesn't belong on this list. That movie is incredible. I never understood the hate. Truly ahead of it's time.
The Bonfire of the Vanities
Shining Through
Color of Night
The Specialist
Sliver
Final Analysis
Speed 2: Cruise Control
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Basic Instinct 2
Indecent Proposal
The Scarlet Letter (1995)
I think "The List" could use a couple of friends. I'd like to see reviewed films ranked by Rotten Tomatoes scores and ranked by you guys. I say this because I have a theory. It's that there are movies I agree "are that bad" cuz they could have been better. And there are movies I *thought* would be better. Then there are movies too far out of balance - OK images but no story, say. Then there's the boring and/or inept. And, finally, there's the stuff you wanna walk out on, "it's THAT bad."
You talk about all this, sure, but I keep finding myself trying to sort which is which in my head.
Requested "Manos, Hands of Fate" about a week ago. Guys, please look @ my detailed message I sent at that time; it contains a brief summary and description of why it's worthy of your attention and destruction. Thanks!
Party Monster
(with Maculay Culkin, Seth Green and Chloe Sevigny) its a movie about the Club Kids (from the late 80s and early 90s)
Margaret
A few of the worst movies I've ever seen are:
King Ralph
The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2
The Flinstones
Go Figure 2 have John Goodman in them and I usually like him as an actor.
A couple of my favorites that critics didn't like:
Drop Dead Fred
Four Rooms
and Hook
Clash of the titans was so bad!!! n the 3D made me hate 3D cuz that was my 1st time lookin at 3D
Hmm, I sent a request for Hollow Man with Kevin Bacon to be reviewed a while ago but it's not in the list, so I'm requesting it here again :P
Did someone actually write on here that Smokin' Aces is a great movie? Are you serious?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Perhaps we should add Screamers to this list? It's from 1996, and I really liked it back then, but I haven't seen it in forever. I wonder if it will stand the test of time.
I remember watching Conspiracy Theory on TBS like a billion times when I was but a lad. Mel Gibson knows how to break a nose in that movie. Anyway, it's at a 52% on RT but I remember liking it a lot. Love the show!
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombies remake)
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
How does this movie only have a 53%?!
Dreamcatcher (2003). Wikipedia states "The film now holds a small cult following for its "So bad it's good" feel." Much as I'd never question the accuracy of Wikipedia,I seem to remember that it was fucking appalling.
Loving the show guys!
I watched a great film the other night (sarcastic) called Far Cry (2008) based on the game of the same name, by a much loved and tallented director Uwe Boll..again i'm being sarcastic.
The acting is awful, it feels cheap,tacky and nasty. There is one particular part that just had me in stitches, for just being soooo bad and over acted. Without giving too much away it takes place on a boat with a couple on a whale sighting trip.
This film is so wooden even Pinocchio wooden boner could'nt compeat. Compleat and utter garbage.
P.S A must see!!
Lost Highway
Lucky Number S7evin because I rarely meet anyone who actually hated that movie (Lucy Liu was wonderful, Morgan Freeman brought his A-game, and the twist was enjoyable to watch), which is weird because critics blasted this film. I think you would really enjoy it.
Smokin' Aces because that movie is a prime example of why you need to be very careful when making a purposefully stupid movie. Never go full retard, as they say. It as over the top, but never as funny as the movie seemed to think it was. And that scene where the hitwoman shoots guys with an ridiculously huge gun? I almost slammed my head on my coffee table.
has anybody ever seen mr jingles . might i say grade A acting.
Alone in the Dark. Just saw it. What a dumb movie!
The J-Lo classic, Enough, or Julia Roberts' Sleeping With the Enemy. I realize that the latter falls outside of your usual time span of movies, but its amazing how much either of these have in common in terms of plot (housewife tries to escape her abusive husband), characters, and themes. They even have the Rottentomatoes' rating of 22%. After listening to your commentary on the Twilight movies, I'd also love to hear your reactions to how these movies treat the subject matter and each heroine's attempt at female empowerment.
Doomsday
I would love to hear The Midnight Meat Train reviewed.
I loved it !!
Thank God The Room is on the list. That movie needs to be reviewed IMMEDIATELY.
Lucky Number Slevin
The Brothers Grimm
its not the worst movie...but hudson hawk i think would make a good episode...
THE ROOM
it is quite literally one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life ever...
1)they shot a rooftop scene where a few guys are playing football in their tuxedos three feet from each other?
2)It was shot simultaneously on 35mm film and on an HD Camera. The director was confused about the differences between the two, so he used both.
3)The director purchased the cameras, instead of renting them
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS MOVIE
Also, review the following:
The Stupids
Valentine's Day (2000)
Dracula 2000
S. Darko
Dream a Little Dream
Urban Legends 2: Final Cut
Planet of the Apes (Tim Burton)
The Haunting (most recent)
House on Haunted Hill (most recent)
Major League II: Back to the Minors
THE LIBRARIAN
Friday the 13th: Jason Goes to Hell
Fallen
Mr. Destiny
My Stepmother's an Alien
Masters of the Universe
Opportunity Knocks
Career Opportunities
and
Swing Vote
the roommate 4% on RT
"Righteous Kill"
DeNiro and Pacino. %19 on RT, 0% Chemistry.
"John Carter"
It has a 51% on rotten tomatoes and is the biggest flop of all time.
"The Lovely Bones"
I hate this movie so much movie. The book is better.
Best of the Best with Eric Roberts. I was way into this at the age of 10. I even cried at the end. If I could go back in time I'd punch my ten year old self in the face for being a weak, weak, weak man.
You should definitely review 'What Dreams May Come'
I agree w/ margaret. Party Monster has a 29% on rotten tomatoes. Although I loved Seth Green.
Reviewing Gigli is so tiresome. Everyone does it. I sent a message. There is one movie that they MUST review. "Great Balls of Fire" *Drops Mic*
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